How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Dubstep < Music

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Rebecca Black

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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