- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

fack me in the ace! CC

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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