- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Thanks

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Garry Glitters on here

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Knock Knock! Come in.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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