- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

my namew is jd

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

your father died

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did he die? He was sick.

Keep up the fun Nero!

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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