Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

for keeps?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

*insert joke here*

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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