POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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bum sex lol

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Anti Joke

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