what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Womens rights.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Anti Joke

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