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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Women.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I am a n1gger.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Anti Joke

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