Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Wade

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Land Rovers

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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