What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Woman's rights

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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