- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Stop being a centipede

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Garry Glitters on here

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Matt is not funny.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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