A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Women.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Stop being a centipede

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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