What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Yo mamas so fat

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What is cold? Winter

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

I had sex. Just kidding.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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