Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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