- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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