Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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The Bible

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What's 4+7 47

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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