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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

U ALL LIAK DIK

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

your father died

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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