- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

God is real

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Joey mayer's face

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

thermodynamics?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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