Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Heartlight

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Mike tyson

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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