- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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