Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Republicans

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

How many cows say moo? All of them

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Women's rights...

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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