- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

Penis.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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