- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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