What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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I lost my tractor.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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womens rights

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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fart+fart=poop

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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