Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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I enjoy anal.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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