- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

whats really hot the sun

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

fart+fart=poop

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

The cow went moo

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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