What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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