The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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my namew is jd

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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How did th-A fridge.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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