obama

she wasn't 18

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

God is real

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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