Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Yo mamas so fat

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no

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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hi michael

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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