- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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