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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

want a balloon? yeah

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

javascript:alert("your own");

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Kenny died. The Bastards.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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