Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

kyle dosnt eat dick...

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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this girl died

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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