- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Heartlight

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Yes.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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