- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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