- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

hey bill!

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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