what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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What's a small person? A midget

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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a potato flew around my room

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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