- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what do you call gingers ugly.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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