Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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The Bible

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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