- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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