- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What is 2+2? 4!

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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