- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Get in the Batmobile.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Who is a knob? ross d

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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