: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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