the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Women's rights...

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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women's rights

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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