Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Ebola

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Alex Eggbert

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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