- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

What's a small person? A midget

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

Womens rights.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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