A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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FAP

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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