O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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I am a n1gger.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Your time.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Nickelback

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