- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Spread the net.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

Land Rovers

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

WNBA

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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