knock knock ... no one was in

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Twenty-Four

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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An atheist walks into a church

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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