- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

No. Yes.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Yo mamas so fat

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