- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Yo mamas so fat

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Come In!

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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