- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

What's the deal with airline food?

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Snooki

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

A Jew! Bless you.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Men, get on the boat.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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