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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

What's the difference between a duck?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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