Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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poo is yummy

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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