a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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raping black women

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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minecraft

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