- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

what do u call a black man a black man

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