Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Your mom.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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