What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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